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"Don't Worry Darling" - Film Review
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"Don't Worry Darling" - Film Review

There are worse movies than Don’t Worry Darling, and there are certainly better ones too. Some thrillers are better able to blend science fiction and shocking twists with dazzling imagery, and while others manage to drop the ball more than Don’t Worry Darling.

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"Sissy" - Shudder Film Review
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"Sissy" - Shudder Film Review

If the audience doesn’t think too much, Sissy is a fun, gory slasher flick that’s perfect for sleepovers and viewings with large groups of friends. If anything, Sissy could have gone further in its reflections on the enduring effects of childhood bullying.

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"LGBTQ+R(eligion)" - Film Review
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"LGBTQ+R(eligion)" - Film Review

“I’m glad it exists. I’m sorry it didn’t exist until now,” says Natalia Imperatori-Lee, a professor of religious studies, about the photoshoot of LGBT recreations of biblical imagery. It’s perhaps the best sentiment to sum up the film.

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"See How They Run" - Film Review
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"See How They Run" - Film Review

Ultimately, See How They Run is a solid ride. To those who find the recent influx of meta genre flicks to be exhausting, See How They Run will not come across as charming. It will feel tedious in its insistence that the film is clever beyond imagination.

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"Do Revenge" - Netflix Film Review
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"Do Revenge" - Netflix Film Review

A Gen Z, John Tucker Must Die take on Alfred Hitchcock’s Strangers On a Train, Do Revenge is a candy-coated tale of, well…revenge. It’s a pastel-colored Machavellian story of teenage subterfuge centered on two unlikely friends, Drea and Eleanor.

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"Speak No Evil" - Shudder Film Review
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"Speak No Evil" - Shudder Film Review

Had the movie not unraveled the way it did, Speak No Evil could have solidified itself as one of the great low-budget horror flicks. The first half still belongs in that category, but the ending needed something more to elevate the themes of parenthood it’s so desperately trying to critique.

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"The Woman King" - TIFF Film Review
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"The Woman King" - TIFF Film Review

Despite stumbles in terms of plot and pacing, The Woman King is a thrilling watch. This story, these women, and the film’s heart deserve to be seen on the biggest screen possible with an audience ready to go along for a wild ride.

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"Pinocchio (2022)" - Film Review
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"Pinocchio (2022)" - Film Review

For a film about a wooden boy who wants to become real and learn about what it means to be a person, Pinocchio (2022) is lifeless. Even Hanks, who has spent a good portion of his career playing charming, loveable characters, is bland in this adaptation.

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"Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul." - Film Review
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"Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul." - Film Review

It’s thanks to Hall that Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul. stays afloat as long as it does. And it’s because of her intensity that the rest of the film’s shortcomings stand out so much. There is magic in Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul., but it’s not ready for a rebirth quite yet.

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"Carmen" - Film Review
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"Carmen" - Film Review

Carmen is joyous. Despite its setting in a small Mediterranean town in the 1980s, the film feels like it’s a response to the lifestyle upheaval caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.

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"Young Plato" - Film Review
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"Young Plato" - Film Review

Young Plato isn’t flashy. There are no fanciful edits or infographics to get the point across. In many ways, the documentary mirrors its main subject. “It’s caring philosophy. Everyone’s opinion matters,” Principal McArevey tries to drive home.

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"The Daphne Project"  -  Film Review
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"The Daphne Project"  -  Film Review

The Daphne Project is La La Land’s weird, non-musical younger sibling. Both movies are about the pursuit of a career that’s unrealistic, yet someone has to do it. Someone has to be the one to make people laugh, and it’s a delight to watch Crews and Tibaldi take that lofty, impossible goal upon themselves.

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